TV Theme Song Parody Two-fer
Two songs from my childhood inspired this week's #MusicMonday Submission
Bondage Bears (Creative Credit shared with Comedian Dave Landau)
We’re not a kid’s toy
For any girl or boy
We’re just some shock content for Instagram
We swear we’re just purses
As the “far-right” curses
Baal is our king and we don’t give a damn
Bondage Bears
We’re Balenciaga High End wares
Edgy Fashion for cash you can’t spare
We are the Bondage Bears
Now our sick campaign
Is lodged firm in your brain
While we gaslight you about who’s to blame
Listen up Boomers
You can’t call us Groomers
We’ve branded that word as a Gay-Hate Speech Name
Bondage Bears
Held by kids with terrified blank stares
Cry about it more – we just don’t care
We are the Bondage Bears
We are the Bondage Bears
(Original TV Theme Song from Eight Is Enough)
Total deaths from Covid have slowly faded away
So what emergency requires a new EUA?
But Pfizer’s mind is on their money
And their money’s on their mind
So Eight is Enough mice to prove that it’s fine…
Elderly are more at risk to suffer from flu
So no one’s telling them what they can’t do
But when you force mandates on children
Well – that’s where you cross the line
Cuz eight ain’t enough mice to prove that it’s fine -
No eight ain’t enough mice to prove that it’s fine.